February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
Over the last several hours, I have transformed into a completely irrational, emotionally unstable, borderline psychotic individual who is annoyed with everyone and everything. I NEED IT TO STOP. I changed my outfit fuckin’ SIX TIMES before going to my internship this morning because I hated how all my clothes look (I’m retaining a lot of water). I did just eat an entire pint of cherry...
Unlike the Earth, we’re intelligent, and we can actually manage things.
– Rick Santorum, during a campaign stop in Ohio, criticizing liberals and environmentalists that he believes are putting “Earth above man.”
(via mockingwords)
I spent a significant amount of time researching both Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich the other day (okay, it was like twenty minutes), and...
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if someone wants to come over and give me a back rub, i’ll give you french fries and goldfish.
jasonfreese:
things i would like to do
hold you
touch you
feel you
kiss you
taste you
when i would like to do them
all night
always
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WTF YOU GUYS I WANNA GO TO BONNAROO
some reasons to go to olive garden
(via alexbaca) (via popsins)
you have a Darden Restaurants gift card worth more than what you have in your bank account.
you don’t eat out much, and can’t stand the idea of going to someplace new and having your one out-of-the-house meal for the pay period be a disappointment.
you want to break up with someone in a public place.
you want someone to break up with you in a public place.
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for the upcoming week
waffle house - i’ve lived in texas for four months, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T I BEEN YET?
find somewhere in austin that serves a gnarly good wet burrito - is this just a california thing or … ?
lotsa tacos, duh
continue making epic turkey sandwiches and bowls of cereal
pizza tuesdays?
i obviously spend too much time thinking about food.